The best information on Chasti-Permalock
devices (particularily the signature design itself) can be found in transcripts
of the infomercials which first appeared starting in March of 1998. These
were transcribed for us by Chas and J.G. Leathers, with additional transcriptions
by J.G. Leathers:
- Red Ambition: A famous star recounts
how her Chasti-Permalock helped to fuel her career.
- True Reform: A journalist goes undercover
to discover why sex offenders have been disappearing from the local
- A Day at the Office: Jasmine arrives
to work at Chasti-Permalock Corp. only to discover that a rearrangement
of her schedule may lead to a permanent reassignment. Featuring the
- A Fantasy Best Left Alone: A top notch
tale about a couple in which the wife discovers C-P and her fantasy
drives her to purchase the device.
- A Most Contagious Fantasy: A sequel to
"A Fantasy Best Left Alone," when the woman from the previous
tale shops for groceries, the checkout girl leans over and asks "what's
- The Substitute Wife: Vicky attends a
demonstration and returns convinced that she wants to wear the equipment
and serve Mal, with her best friend Brenda as his substitute wife.
- Last Will and Testimony: An interesting
tale about avenging adultery from the grave.
- First Night Forever: When you're wealthy,
you can afford all the latest husband-punishing and -transforming devices....
- A Mislaid Trap: If it's got your name
on it, it's okay to try it on, right? But don't worry, the guilty get
theirs, too, at Chasti-Permalock.
- Every Dog Has Her Day: A robbery plan
goes to the dogs.
- One Woman's Bliss: The Chasti-Jacket
is put into use, and a Judge is sentenced to fifty years of frustrated
- The Sex Object: Talia can't help but
watch her Mistress' transformation into a sex object and be affected.
- Kidnapped: Amanda's Chasti-Permalock
devices will bond to her in one hour, unless she gets the key to deactivate
them -- but doing so requires performing a little bit of corporate espionage.
- The Alley: How not intervening in a crisis
can be bad for your health.
- Maruko's Conspiracy: A peek into the lives
of two of the Chasti-Permalock board members, and the larger picture.
- A New Prenuptual: How an iron-clad
contract can be bad for your sex life.
- Satisfaction Guaranteed: A Mistress
has a Chasti-Permalock installed on her female slave, but the device
doesn't quite work as planned. First from slave's point-of-view, then
- LifeOnDisplay: Her exhibitionism
was putting a strain on her marriage until her husband and Chasti-Permalock
came up with a cure.
- Special Order: Marie is given the
gift of a stunning and versatile fetish outfit, custom designed by the
folks at Chasti-Permalock -- and must learn to live with it.
- Chastilock Bodyform: Press release
for a new line of Chasti-Permalock wear, as well as some demonstrations
The Black Button: When traditional methods
of control aren't quite enough, one woman consults with the Chasti-Permalock
Corporation to devise a control regimen that will allow her some pleasure
in her Chastilock Bodyform... but at a price.
Courtesy Mortice Deadlock:
- Second Time Lucky: They had chosen
the perfect symbol of dedication to each other: paired Chasti-Permalock
devices which only allowed pleasure from the spouse. But when Tom died,
would she ever be able to go on with her life again...? A Chasti-Permalock
- Chasti-Permalock Research and Development:
"Greetings, here in Chasti-Permalock's R&D our work is based
upon the three principles of the groundbreaking founders of our company.
They are Security, Permanence, and far from least Ascetics. With these
in mind we have created a variety of new products for the pleasure of
our customers...." A Chasti-Permalock contest entry.
- Statue: Jack brought the latest
candidate for trophy wife, Sonia, to his home for dinner -- would the
sight of an earlier partner, subjected to the devices of C-P's special-prder
department change her mind...? A Chasti-Permalock contest entry.
- Muffy-Vac Story: The tag reads,
"Warning, dangerous suction, keep all hands and all other body parts
away from inlet." But it was a warning that he so wanted to ignore....
A Chasti-Permalock contest entry.
- Top Secret: Among its many other
respected actions, Chasti-Permalock has also done its part to promote